Imagined Conversations

You are fucking lunatics.

Addressed to those who surreptitiously violate other human beings, The Author.

Tell me Doctors, what honorable group or person, what mentally stable person or group deliberately violates
another human being, and recruits the SUBJECT'S children and grandchildren, to facilitate that violation?

I will not stop using medical marijuana for several reasons, Doctors.
First, because it has been properly recommended and it is highly efficacious, with tolerable side-affects.
(Which of your medications would you stop using at my request?)
Second, I violate no law, statute, ordinance, or canon by such recommended use in the state of California.
Third, it keeps you at bay, I will not become your literal prisoner.
I have no wish to live the rest of my life against your grading system.
I would require your permission to even have access to pencil and paper.

Mommy, Please Stop, you're really scaring me now!

Chelsea Clinton, 2007

That's nice, Ashley's mommy and daddy have a “ more portable ” child.

I am The Destructioner.

President of the United States, Commander-in-Chief, and self-annointed War President George W. Bush, The Lesser

Children, please hold on to Mommy's walker, when we cross the street.

Oh, … Yes, I apologize for the murder, but I can explain …

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