1.The Golden Key to Soul Injection

1.  The Golden Key to the Cosmic-Acquataneous Realm of Spirit is a Contemporaneous
Contemplatization of This Very Moment which we call  Soul Injection .

2.  The Golden Key only exists right now. If you try to use it to open the past or the future you
will become anti-temporized by the quantum de-energization emanations and may not feel
the presence of Spirit because Spirit is an Event which comes into existence as it becomes
de-temporized and subjected to your contemporaneous Outsole contemplatization and
ceases to exist when you seek to grasp it unless you flexibilize your maximity.

3.  You are permitted by the cosmic Acquataneous Electromagnetic Constrictions to exist
Insole only in this present moment.  This is characterized as Spiritual
Non-Constrictionalization.  This is important.

4.  Your biologicalized Spirit-Eventualization in contemporanity is without constrictionization.  Spirit will never give you anything you can understand in its simultaneity but you are absotively posolutely guaranteed and re-assurized that you will probably survive relatively un-traumatized provided your devotion to the conceptualization of the Sacred Holy Inspired Tourist-Who-Is-Always-With-Us has not been compromised.

5.  You do that by repeating the Sacred Holy Inspired Testamental mantra one thousand times
while holding your breath and confabulating plausible rationalizations for participation in this Sacred Holy Inspired Therapy.

6.  Those who work with the Sacred Holy Itinerant Tourist Conscientiousness know that it sits
like a Biggassed Bird on your widdershins shoulder chirping Om Mani Padme
Hommmmmmmm in your ear.  (Some will hear the Tinkle of Bells, however.)

7.  So long as you hear the Mystic Chirp you will know that the Sacred Holy Itinerant Tourist
Who-Is-Always-With-You has dropped everything to attend to your most profound and
intestinal requirements.

8.  However,  if you are no longer conscious of The Biggassed Bird on your shoulder you will
know that the Sacred Holy Inspired Testament has closed shop for the day and has probably
gone out for refreshment at the nearest manna shop. When this occurs, you must pray for
another appointment for tomorrow at the same time. You will never be without Another
Appointment.

9.  When you have used the Golden Key to Unlock the Cosmic-Acquataneous Realm of Spirit
which is the Portal to your Soul-Eventualization, you will be able to discernize the foxholes
and photonically de-magnetications  and hurdlizations of your miserable existence on the
level of the hoi polloi.  you can experiencialize Eros for- and a unitization- with other souls
that is far more Agapicly profound and way-out than any trip you ever took before, except
maybe to Los Angeles.

10.  You must be aware that ascendency to the higher astral planesof existance will never
require that your physical entity assume a quadripedal posture in order  to receive a
rectalanal interphase from your guru in order to burn off your bad karma.

11.  This Sacred ritual, called aura-interphasing, soul-balancing, or etheric balancing, is
sometimes necessary for the chanelization of your Holy Spiritual Insight Training into more
productive contemplatization of the Sacred Holy Insight Theological Order Deification Of Moral
Inrage  Consideration.

12.  Do not be alarmed if your Guru recommends your participation in this Sacred Holy
Inspirational Training. It will liberate your gonadal proclivities from non-astral
inhibitionalization and help you to accept the humanoidal aspects of Gurual behavior; and will give Tone to your Spiritualized Libidinous Visualizations.

13.  You must understand and accept that while this ritual is fully legal, it must never under
any circumstances be spoken of or described, even to the FBI under subpoena. This is a
Solemn  Religious Secret Ritual, and is protected from disclosure by the United States
Constitution, unless, of course,  you happen to be a minor.

14.  So how can you learn about the InSole? be open about the remote sweep-stakes
odds-possibility that there may be some unseen,  undeniable ungraspable eventualization
which occurs between your Auditory Appendages which, if, and on the chance that it might
occur prior to the Big Crunch, would seem to permit the inference, yea, even the speculation
that,  you are more than your body, your thoughts, or your feelings.

15.  If you don't believe in the possible possibilitization  it is because you don't have faith.  Just
have faith that a non-zero possibility exists.  You must negatorialy suppress your doubts.
Mere possibility is more than negativity or just imaginary possibility; it is that state of mind which,  after consideration and weighing of all the assurances of the Sacred Holy Inspired Testament, leaves your mind in  that condition in which You Cannot Say that you do not feel an abiding conviction that  all thngs considered, and on Spiritual Balance, that Your Soul and a Quarter  might  buy a Direct Communication to the Infinite.

16  Just as there is surely a Non-Zero Possibilty that a Comet may collide with the Earth, Just as there is a Non-Zero Possiblity that you may Win The Lottery, so there is a Non-Zero possibility that the Sacred Holy Itinerant Tourist Who-Is-Always-With-Us will soon, fill your Spiritual  E-Mail box with more information about Spiritual Holy Inspired Trancendentalized internal  awareness.

17.  He might possibly drop whatever He is doing and visit you with Sacred Hallucination
Injection Therapy. He might inject your cerebral cortex with a dream. You might be having
difficulty in understanding the Fundamental Underpinning of your bilateral probability
transformational decisionalization and in a moment of quiet contemplationizing, know that
you really have no choice: the decision will make itself. He may even allow you to experience
the result of your non-choice -- and then come back knowing that which-ever way you moved was in synchronization with the Sacred Holy Itinerant Tourist  trancendentalized mentality.

18.  You might suddenly discover the intense, profound, spiritualizatiionized schizophrenic
Bliss of being in two states of mind simultaneously and know that you are experiencing
Spiritual Holy Inspired Transcendence. This is called BLISS,  because it is what you will be full of.

19.  Always remember:  Do not dwell on degrees of probability;  for however infinitesimal the
probability, it is Non-Zero. Given enough time, every possible event will surely come to pass.
You need only live forever to experience everything.