1. There is a place at the geographicalized midpoint of the center of the human cranium that we refer to as the TisraTil, or Insole, which is where the Soul -eventualization occurs in the Physical Brain Tissue.   It is the area that is East of the Forehead and West of the back of the cranium,  but South of the Headbone,  although still connected to the neckbone.

1.  To locate this Mystic Biologicalization of the Soul-Locus,  place your left little finger in your right ear and your left thumb on your nose. Place your right thumb lightly upon your left thumb, and gently wave your left little, ring middle, and forefinger in an upward direction. They will pass in front of the area where the Soul-eventualization manifests. (If you have had a pre-frontal lobotomy or recent Electroshock Therapy you should not try this exercise at home, for obvious reasons.)

2.  The Soul eventualization manifests in the microscopic biological interstices of the intersecting point. (Some have associated it with the amygdala, but its not that ,  though its like pretty near somewhere there.) You must hold your mouth right and squint a little in order to hold your locus-focus during Holy Spiritualization Insight Therapy.

3.  Another part of Spiritual Holy Insight Therapy is the necessity of maximalizing your being-ness in This Very Moment.   Be-ingness consciousality is difficult to maintain during Spiritual Holy Insight Therapy, and that usually takes a whole lot of diligent delving
into the Sacred Holy Intensity Therapy to which you have subscribed.

4.  When you are busting your britches in this pursuit, there's a very real attraction to lapse into coma or even Spiritual Holy Intoxication Tendency, or to go into an unconscious state.  The Chloroformic is a subconscious state and a Portal to the Frequency-Modulated Energization of the Soul to which some have appended the apellation "Catatonia" .

5.  This Portal is similar to The Golden Door, except that it has no hinges and does not open, in the usual sense of "opening". It more nearly approximatizes the modulation of a Spiritual Energy Sine Wave which resonates with the Energy Eminations of the Soul-event. You will feel it's manifestation as an electric shock in you third molars, although some might feel it in their incisors or even in their tonsils.

6.  Your unconscious is modulated by your conscious so that you become conscious of your unconsciousness.  You must Struggle Spiritually to focus your mind on the unlighted recesses of your mind so as to reverse  this unfortunate eventuality,  so that you become unconscious of your unconsciousness. This is an end devoutly to be wished.   When you accomplish this you will know that you have trancendentalized your Soul-event and that you will ascend to the Sacred Holy Interim Territory of Semi-Nirvana,  which is just North of Las Vegas.

7.  However, you must under no conceivable circumstances fail to recite your Mantra and to Gaze Devotedly at your Yantra while making the appropriate Mudra gestures. To fail in this is to Extinguish the Manifestation of the Eventualization of your Insole, which is a very, very, bad thing to happen.

8.  However, you may be re-assured that the Presence of the Sacred Holy Inspired Tourist-who-is-always-with-us will help you in your attempts to spontaneously generate the appropriate quantum of Soul Energization which you will discover at the "Umbilicus Point" of your cranium,  which is the very point where theSacred Holy Inspired Therapy which is administered by the Sacred Holy Inspired Tourist-who-is-always-with-us which will enable you to approximate unification with the ineffable, and thus trancendentalize your transit into the Spiritual Holy In-ness Territory which is the Holy Domain of He-That-Is.

9.  You must minimize all distractions, maximize your concentration, de-centralize your centralizations, and focus fiercely  upon that still, silent, point at which your thoughts originate.  You may wish to pretend that your unconscious is an envelope with a still, small, open point in which you can blow your breath. Imagine your unconscious envelope expanding and expanding until is reaches the point of bursting asunder.   At this very moment, you will realize that you have transcended your Soul-Eventualization, and you will be fully justified in going to the refrigerator for a cold beer.   You will know that your psyche, your mentality, and your physical body will be the better for it.