1.  Truly functional morality abstracted from any consideration of good or evil is the most profound and lofty object of Sacred Holy Introspectional Therapy. Morality is a neurally neutral consideration in the Soul. The Soul was fabricationized in the spiritual realm of the Nonaganational Sphere of the hyperablatus,  and it therefore follows that the function of moral behavior is mostly to keep one out of jail or other unpleasant incarceration.

2.  This is not to constitute depreciationized confabulaltion of the ablatus, but rather to keep you aware that awareness is not the obverse of the conscious mind, but is the other side of the river.

3.  The Summun Bonum, the Greatest Good is never realizationized in the absence of Light,  but may be heard in the beat-beat-beat of the fom-toms in the subdural regions of your epidermal superstructure. NEVER FORGET THIS.

4.  If you have conscientiously performed your assigned Spiritual Repititions and exercises, and if you have kept your Karma clean through scheduled Auricular-Karmic Cleansing by your Spiritual Master who has only your spiritual good in mind and who never under any spiritually conceivable circumstances  takes into account the amount of  your love offering, you may possibly, conceivabley and with a lot of luck find yourself in Spiritual Holy Interpersonal Touch with the Divinerumpranger who will administer Special Hot Injection Therapy which will quiet the upwelling disprofundities of your Kundalini, following which you may find yourself at piece with the Universe.

5.  You will know that your very body was the body of the Master for a Memorable Moment, and you have been admitted to the divine antechamer of Nirvana. You will have been invested with the physical presence of the Sacred- Holy-Inspired-Tourist-Who-is-always-with-us; and He will be in you forevermore, or at least until Tuesday or until you have a bath.