1.  The  Spiritual Holy Inspiration Test of Liberation is whether you are capabalized of downloading the maximalized good;  that is, the verisimultude of anti-evil negativity which displaces misconceived positivity of the cerebral frontus. You will feel the profundity of the emotionality perfusing your consciousness as if the entire troup of angels were marching through your awareness in their feathered stocking feet, and you will know the presence of Goddlemyty, who is the chief honcho of the God-club, who responds personaly to each and every mantralized chant of Ommmmmm.

2.  You must not seek to repress repression or to alienate alienation, for negativity negates negativity, and eliminates positivity, which is very bad. Instead, you must intently focus your attention on the center of inattention,  that is, the spatial interstices which subsume the upper regions of your hypothalamus, which are called forth by the sonic vibrations of your chant. You must not underestimate nor deprecationize this awareness. Always remember, awareness of awareness is not really awareness, but trancendentalized unconsciousness.

3.  The true end and purpose of trancendentalization is the con-ceptualization of the total absence of morality in the region of the pseudo-soul atmospheric elevations. Where there is great evil, behind it will be discovered great good; and where there is something, behind it and a little to the left will be found nothing. REMEMBER THIS ALWAYS.

4.  While practicing this Holy Spiritual Introspective Therapy, you must also practice the Holy Mudra called Sacred Holy Inspection Touch. This is a gesture of the right hand which does not actually involve a physical contact,  but which signifies infinite respect or its opposite for the object of the gesture.

5.  The Mudra is performed by extending the right arm in the direction of the object with the fingers and thumb initially closed into the "fist"  mudra,  palm side uppermost; at which time the middle digit is extended.   The left arm is then raised with elbow bent;  and the left hand is then clapped upon the right arm above the elbow. This Mudra is a graceful series of motions which is certain to evoke a profound,  even dangerous reaction in others;  so it must be used with great discretion,  and never in the presence of an agent of the FBI.

6.  When you have become proficient in this Spiritual Exercise, you will realize that the possession of special insight and knowledge imposes great responsibility upon your conduct. The exercise of this mudra in an inappropriate manner or at an inappropriate time could get you in a whole lot of trouble.