The Church of the
SACRED HOLY INSPIRED TESTAMENT
SuperGuruMaharIshi Dzogvi D. Gzboli, prop.

REINCARNATION SPECIAL
Re-incarnation Orders Now accepted

Want to come back as Elvis?
Place your Order now for your next rebirth.

Don't want to come back AT ALL?

Thinking about your next re-birth?  Sri Dzogvi Gzboli will place your order
in His Astral-BatMail box for instant transmission to the Nirvana Processing Center.

Act now: Some popular personages are already booked up.
Elvis is closed until 2004;
Marilyn is closed until 2025.
Many historical figures are still open.

Don't want to come back at all? Let us book a one-way departure.
A small extra charge is required for processing no-reincarnation orders.

Insure your passage with a NIRVANA PASS

Guaranteed. No one has ever returned to complain.

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