EXORCISE WITH DZOGVI'S QUACK-ZAPPER 
          This  pocket-size electronic marvel emits indetectible ultrahigh-frequency oscillatory 
SOUND EMISSION 
            along with noxious  sulphur-based  odours which repel and exorcize deceptive beings which would prey
  on your Soul or your  bank account. 
 Has an integral electronic  vocalizer

Intones " BullShit!" in clear, cultured tones. 

  USED BY SAVVY GURUS EVERYWHERE 

Requires  two  9 volt batteries  (not included)