Wandering through the forest, Notire Basura heard an ass braying in
a thicket. Peering in, he saw a monk holding up the tail of the ass 
with one hand while his other, up to his armpit, was thrust into the
anus of the ass.
"    What is the meaning of this?" Notire asked, astonished.
    "I am searching for ultimate reality," the monk replied.
"I'm sure it must be in here somewhere."
    At that very moment the ass ejected the arm of the monk with a
violent bowel movement , drenching and spattering his safron robe.
    " I think reality may have found you," Notire said, bowing
politely.

    Thus was the he monk enlightened and the ass relieved.