4/18/03

About Notire Basura
The Sayings of Notire Basura
Translated from the Original
By
Dzogvi Gzboli

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About Notire Basura
Much of what is known about the origins and life of Notire Basura is based upon scholarly speculation derived from the study of an ancient parchment called "The Charyat of Ascaridious" now in the possession of Dzogvi Gzboli. Found in the parchment are detailed instructions for channeling , replete with curious sounds, gracefully choreographed mudras, and strange yantras designed to connect the medium with the messages from Notire, who manifests his presence quite unpredictably, and usually with a flash of what he laughingly calls "inspiration. 

Gzboli, of course, has stolen much of his "doctrine" from the Charyat of Ascaridious, and has whomped up the rest. This is a frequent bone of contention with Notire who considers Gzboli to be a total religious fraud. 

"Gzboli" he says, " has been over-exposed to the likes of Fubbi Quantz, Rebazar Tarzs, Lai Tsi, Gopal Das, Peddar Zaskq , Hal Klunk, Gross D'Arman, The Golden Coprolite, The Chariot-Yuk-Up-Chuk, The SangFroid Discourses, The TomCat's Molar, Esa Gqui, Jerry Falwell, Harold Camping, Oral Roberts, and others of their ilk." 

All of which Gzboli has  neither confirmed  nor denied. 
 


"The Sayings of Notire Basura" is a work in progress.  As Notire provides inspiration so
will his words will be written here.
-Dzogvi Gzboli



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